CANOE: Beg. - Intermediate: Astorian Joy Raid!

  • September 21, 2019
  • 1:30 PM - 5:30 PM
  • Manhattan Ave. Street End Park
  • 3

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Canoes. Astoria. Joy.

  • Skill level: Intermediate with beginners. (see what this means here)
  • Meet: 1:30 PM
  • Launch: 2:00 PM
  • Slack at to ebb 31st St.: 3:46 PM
  • Return: 5:00 PM
  • Release: 5:30 PM
  • Trip leader: Michael / mr,haskell at the ol' evil Gmail
  • What to wear and bring

Maybe you have never been a part of an early-fall paddle to Astoria. Maybe you have never conveyed pumpkins home by canoe. Maybe you've never gone to the Costco snack bar wearing a life jacket.

Friends, here's your chance.

Fall is coming, Let's get in boats and do those things that rip our hearts with joy.

More like a vault -- you pull the handle out
and on the shelves: not a lot,
and what there is (a boiled potato
in a bag, a chicken carcass
under foil) looking dispirited,
drained, mugged. This is not
a place to go in hope or hunger.

But, just to the right of the middle
of the middle door shelf, on fire, a lit-from-within red,
heart red, sexual red, wet neon red,
shining red in their liquid, exotic,
aloof, slumming
in such company: a jar
of maraschino cherries. Three-quarters
full, fiery globes, like strippers
at a church social. Maraschino cherries, maraschino,
the only foreign word I knew. Not once
did I see these cherries employed: not
in a drink, nor on top
of a glob of ice cream,
or just pop one in your mouth. Not once.
The same jar there through an entire
childhood of dull dinners -- bald meat,
pocked peas and, see above,
boiled potatoes. Maybe
they came over from the old country,
family heirlooms, or were status symbols
bought with a piece of the first paycheck
from a sweatshop,
which beat the pig farm in Bohemia,
handed down from my grandparents
to my parents
to be someday mine,
then my child's?

They were beautiful
and, if I never ate one,
it was because I knew it might be missed
or because I knew it would not be replaced
and because you do not eat
that which rips your heart with joy. 

--Thomas Lux

Summer is leaving us. Let's canoe.

And maybe get a GD snack!

Yes, you can come on this trip! But your feet WILL get wet. So wear good water shoes. And love the water. And rip your heart with joy.

But, really, water shoes.