Let's fly down the East River on the max ebb, conquer the clapotis at Dumbo, circ the Guv'na's Island - watching out for the crocodile with the ticking clock - before making it ashore for a hale and hearty feast at (Captain) Red Hook.
It will be hot, so bring plenty of water, sunscreen and your best pirate protection. And lunch. Or gold sovereigns to buy it there.