Don't encourage your father!
Whack Wednesday means going against the established standards of the paddletriarchy. Pushing boundaries and such. We are the Tidal Justice Warriors. A New River Order. This week we're going to fight the power of the throbbing ebb, and throw a left hook around the unofficial cormorant sanctuary that is U Thant Island. Once around we'll shoot down river to about North Williamsburg, do an about face and ferry back to the North Side, Yo!
Gear up for getting down. If no one capsizes in that rip on the backside of the island, we probably weren't really trying.