Beginners get ready, there's a barge a comin'. Once again, in the true spirit of The Whackness, we gonna grab our paddles by their shafts and crab along the East Bank into the flood. Our goal is the Domino Park Fog Bridge. Make it or not, who cares?! We'll retreat to the safety of Bushwick Inlet where we can hang out, practice paddle strokes, and watch the world burn.