What horrors lurk below the ancient waters of Newtown Creek...? Let our dark and silent (ACA-certified) guides take you on a terrifying thirty-minute tour of the starkly beautiful postindustrial waters of Newtown Creek. Over the dark surface of this time-haunted stream, strange chants echo, and those who dwell here have changed with the passing of forgotten years. As your boat glides beneath the rusted relics of bygone industry, you'll see the twisted devotees of ancient powers, older than humanity, uncaring, and strange.
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Canoe! All are welcome to witness the horrors of the deep! You won't find anything this Halloween that's more superfun(d) than this! For those too fearful to ply the waters, we'll have a party on land with a bonfire, drinks, and food. The party is free to attend and requires no RSVP, but haunted canoe ride tickets must be purchased in advance starting at $45. Tickets sell out fast, so grab yours soon!
Tickets on sale October 1!
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/cthulhu-canoe-haunted-boat-ride-tickets-50540832992
Poster by Jonathan Burkhardt
http://jonathandraws.com/